Sunday 11 March 2012

Here, is the news...

HEADLINES :: HEADLINES :: HEADLINES :: HEADLINES 



Competitor in Kettlebell Sport Competition in Cork, Ireland questioned in relation to her "Robot-like" abilities. Sparks fly among the competitors.














Boy, 11, displays his supernatural ability to be able to lift kettlebells with his shadow. Scientists are baffled at the phenomenon.














Girl passes 20KG Kettlebell - "I didn't know what was happening then there it was...a kettlebell"











Catholic Church to release a statement shortly in response to what is believed to be the first credible sighting of the "Mark of the Beast". 











Caught on camera: 
A man with a deadly physical condition reveals the symptoms of his affliction. As seen in the captured photos his minders distance themselves from his contagious condition.



ENTERTAINMENT NEWS :: ENTERTAINMENT NEWS


 Wexford Kettlebell Club receive a lot of interest from Hollywood in the remaking of classic Hollywood films.




Charlies Angels is to be remade but following the advice of a Health & Safety Consultant it was deemed dangerous to only have 3 angels. The remake will have 7.







Oceans 13 will be remade with a greater level of equality involved so 7 female actresses are included. It will be known as "Oceans 13, like".





The Golden Girls comedy series is also to get a makeover. The actresses have been selected but as the previous version ran with ladies beyond retirement age, filming will not commence until 2062.


Amy Kehoe wins the Oscar for her portrayal of Dirty Harry:


I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire 6 jerks or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 10Kg kettlebell, the most powerful kettlebell in the world, and would blow your head off, you've got to ask yourself the question: Do you fell lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"




One "Dirty Harry" fan takes the quote literally and examines a 10Kg bell for it's "most powerful kettlebell" properties.











In the remake of the A-Team producers have decided to take a risk and employ a female BA Baracus. Producers say that she has a head-start on all other contenders. 
Auditions for Murdock, "the crazy fool" will take place shortly given the high level of compatibility within the Kettlebell club.













AND FINALLY...

You can take the girl from Wexford but you can't take Wexford from the girl.
A competitor with the Kilkenny team, who happens to be daughter of former Mayor of Wexford, Gus Byrne, shows her genetic makeup with her natural aversion to wearing Kilkenny clothing. 

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