No camera this time in Cork...but that doesn't stop the powers of observation. These are some of the things I learned in Cork...
During a relay wearing a pants is optional
Before sending out a search party for your wallet make sure it isn't in your arse pocket
As a Captain you must perform a dance before peeing
All that glitters is not gold
When a woman shows her teeth at you in a smile...it isn't always a smile
People look taller on Facebook
8.30am is early for some
You cannot stand between Kian and a TV
Martin hasn't retired
There's a female version of Keith.
You CAN warm up in an area barely 2deg Centigrade
Incense will kill any bodily after-scents
Corks heating isn't as fuel efficient as Wexfords
Coach doesn't like the "Romanian Milkshake"
There is more than one woman from Galway
Signing up to the last event with the heaviest Kettlebell allows for plenty of shopping time after weigh-in
When you're the Captain injuries are secondary to competing
You can't video someone on a camera that doesn't have video capabilities
The European Championship medals would make great manhole covers...huge!!
It is advisable to remove all fish tanks from the competing area prior to a competition.
Telling your team mates that you may wet the platform during the relay is a little disconcerting
Women who say they can't run only say so when a McDonalds isn't in sight
The Coach came second in that race
Nobody went for the salad option
Somebody was very good - 1 chip?
That's all that was left...eh Paul?
It's been a while...
During a relay wearing a pants is optional
Before sending out a search party for your wallet make sure it isn't in your arse pocket
As a Captain you must perform a dance before peeing
All that glitters is not gold
When a woman shows her teeth at you in a smile...it isn't always a smile
People look taller on Facebook
8.30am is early for some
You cannot stand between Kian and a TV
Martin hasn't retired
There's a female version of Keith.
You CAN warm up in an area barely 2deg Centigrade
Incense will kill any bodily after-scents
Corks heating isn't as fuel efficient as Wexfords
Coach doesn't like the "Romanian Milkshake"
There is more than one woman from Galway
Signing up to the last event with the heaviest Kettlebell allows for plenty of shopping time after weigh-in
When you're the Captain injuries are secondary to competing
You can't video someone on a camera that doesn't have video capabilities
The European Championship medals would make great manhole covers...huge!!
It is advisable to remove all fish tanks from the competing area prior to a competition.
Telling your team mates that you may wet the platform during the relay is a little disconcerting
Women who say they can't run only say so when a McDonalds isn't in sight
The Coach came second in that race
Nobody went for the salad option
Somebody was very good - 1 chip?
That's all that was left...eh Paul?
It's been a while...
